The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

The USA radio frequency (RF) radiation industry has turned zombie movies into reality.

Until you know that life is interesting and find it so you haven't found your soul.

The brain heals the past like an injury.

God sends you into a situation not so that He can show He is God; but rather for you to show who you are!

An inch of time on the sundial is worth more than a foot of jade.

Conquer evil people by gentle kindness, and make zealous people wonder at your goodness. Put the lover of legality to shame by your compassion.

When one's head is gone one doesn't weep for one's hair!

I see things and I hear things I do not understand. I'm a skilled, resourceful... vegetable!

Being confident and believing in your own self-worth is necessary to achieving your potential.