The greyhound that starts many hares kills none.

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap.

With bread and wine you can walk your road.

From a fallen tree all make kindling.

You can't have more bugs than a blanketful.

Don't offer me advice give me money.

Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

He who fears death cannot enjoy life.

Learning the difference between God's intervention, the devil's mischief, and PMS can lead to increased happiness.

We receive three educations, one from our parents, one from our school masters, and one from the world. The third contradicts all that the first two teach us.

I hate traveling with amateurs.

The champion makes his own luck.

All a woman needs to be chic is a raincoat, two suits, a pair of trousers and a cashmere sweater

My life is in the hands of any fool who makes me lose my temper.

Everyone is beautiful to someone.

Immortality... Is that a super power?

Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity.

I learned denial from my mother. I just never confronted things and if anybody did, I just would go crazy.