The greatest puzzle in the world, young man, the greatest challenge a man can face, a solving the riddle of a women's heart.

Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them.

Whoever's job it was to keep the room clean was clearly not an overachiever.

I'm the undisputed champion of keeping my mouth shut and just sitting there like a piece of furniture.

Once you freeze all the way through to your soul, you will never feel warm again.

I didn't know that once you've proven yourself useful to the wrong people, you'll never be free again.

In life, those with heart certainly outdo those with ‘smart’.

SAGE. A wise and Holy man who died a long time ago. No one modern qualifies.

I hear people say, "It's not the quantity of time that's important; it's the quality." Well, technically that may be true, but quality doesn't happen in a hurry.

To become historically-minded is to be grown-up.

People say, 'Just say who you're dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.' It's like, 'No they won't! They'll ask for specifics.'

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

In a democracy, the individual enjoys not only the ultimate power but carries the ultimate responsibility.

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on

I'm forever BECOMING. I'll never be complete, because completion is death.

There is but one Church in which men find salvation, just as outside the ark of Noah it was not possible for anyone to be saved.