The great novels are deterrents. A Merck's manual on how not to live.

One is never wounded by the love one gives, only by the love one expects.

The slope contains many wonders not found at the summit.

Philosophers console themselves with explanations.

The search for first causes is the ultimate wild goose chase.

When you separate thought from life, you get philosophy.

Logical positivism is philosophy from the neck up.

The questions philosophers ask are not so much meaningless as irrelevant.

No explanation is ever as good as not having one.

The truth is what you live through while you're looking for the truth.

Never confuse a hunger for knowledge with a thirst for truth.

Very small errors in our understanding of the Gospel can result in very big problems.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

I already shred all my mail. What am I supposed to do now? Use pay phones? Smoke signals? Train pigeons? There's no such thing as privacy anymore.

Now and then, there's a fool such as I.

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

Extreme justice is often injustice.

Play hard, play smart, play together, have fun.

The definition of art has changed almost every day since the first artist created the first work at least fifty thousand years ago.

There are only four things you can do on skis. Turn right, turn left, go straight, or sell them.

Neither evil tongues, rash judgments, nor the sneers of selfish men, nor greetings where no kindness is, nor all the dreary intercourse of daily life, shall ever prevail against us.