The future is called 'perhaps', which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to allow that to scare you.

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.

All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness.

It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup.

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it... Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.

Caged birds accept each other, but flight is what they long for.

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

Life is an unanswered question, but let's still believe in the dignity and importance of the question.

A prayer for the wild at heart kept in cages.

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families

You are loaded with answers

I have tried to live very quietly, so I could be happy.

The longer we dwell on our misfortunes the greater is their power to harm us.

The discovery of a new dish confers more happiness on humanity, than the discovery of a new star.

All you need to do to be my friend is like me.

One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up.

Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

We can learn to see each other and see ourselves in each other and recognize that human beings are more alike than we are unalike.

Oh, my dating skills are the worst. No, I pick the wrong men; it's amazing. I am awful, the worst dater.

Have you noticed the debt is exploding? And it's not all because of Medicare.