The forgotten men and women of America will be forgotten no longer.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

He who is plenteously provided for from within needs but little from without.

I am a big believer in marriage.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

You need to be able to confide in people.

What I'm doing in writing has been thoroughly and exhaustively explored in other fields like visual art, music, and cinema, yet somehow it's never really been tested on the page.

Friends are friends forever, if the Lord's the Lord of them.

If you ask the lion to protect from from wolves, you have only chosen to end in one belly instead of another.

Two works of mercy set a person free: Forgive and you will be forgiven, and give and you will receive.

My body is my art, and it's also the tool that I use to make money.