The first step toward telling the truth is to tell the whole lie.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both.

We cannot know. But sometimes there is kindness, and sometimes there is love.

Our lust for earthly and material things marks the Genesis of our destruction.

There is a great responsibility on the team to perform well, because our supporters and the whole of the country are expecting us to do just that.

I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life.

Leadership is tested not by one's capacity to survive politically but by the ability to make tough decisions in trying times.

Fresh curls spring from the baldest brow. There is nothing inorganic.

My eyes close and uncomprehendingly see the dream in the infinite space that stretches away, elusive, before me.

You know, I think I had my first past life recall when I was 7.

I'm a pretty serious Independent.