The first and final thing you have to do in this world is to last it and not be smashed by it.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

If you want to know where your heart is, look to where your mind goes when it wanders - #insearchofasoulmate

It was 5:45pm when I decided my future. By 9:43 I was well on my way to making it all come true. At 11:16 I took the first step to make it a reality. At 11:17 I fell and found peace.

The only things that distinguish us from the rest of the animals Madam is our habit of drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time.

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

The thing about Green Lantern rings is they pick whoever has potential to overcome great fear.

There are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don't like them very much.

One has to commit their life to music and not expect to get famous or rich doing it.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

Prayer is to religion what thinking is to philosophy. To pray is to make religion.

Every single one of the guys that I've written songs about has been tracked down on MySpace by my fans.