The fancies of wine are authentic events.

You see things less clearly when you open your eyes too wide.

Whenever I look at a mountain I always expect it to turn into a volcano.

There are three things I always forget. Names, faces and... the third I can't remember.

Health doesn't analyze itself, nor does it look at itself in the mirror. Only we sick people know something about ourselves.

Everyone tends to remember the past with greater fervor as the present gains greater importance.

To kill someone, even treacherously is more manly than to wound a friend by betraying his confidence.

It is comfortable to live in the belief that you are great, though your greatness is latent.

Misunderstanding women is a clear sign of scant virility.

Tears throw a veil over our faults and allow us to accuse fate without fear or contradiction.

Everyone remembers his past with greater vividness as the present becomes more important. Dying men in their last delirium are supposed to see their whole life spread out before them.

When Self (Khuda) is realized, egoism (Aap-khudi) goes away.

I do not 'get' ideas ideas get me.

War is politics by other means.

Better to be screwed physically than financially.

The best stock to buy is the one you already own.

Most actors will tell you that it takes a while to figure out what you want to be because we just want to do everything we see on TV and don't know that 'actor' is a job yet.

I was just glad to be going to work again.

Optimism is my best defense.

God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.

I will never make my family perfect, but I will make it better everyday.