The existence of trousers proves that God meant us to be bipeds.

All those religions--they contradict each other on every point but every one of them is filled with ways to help people to be brave enough to laugh even though they know they are dying.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

Happiness is a choice. You can choose to be happy. There's going to be stress in life, but it's your choice whether you let it affect you or not.

When I decided to stay in Iraq, I decided to take the fear out of my body and put it into a freezer.

The role of a liberal arts college within a university is to be a genuine part of that university, giving and responding to the other parts.

That's the great thing about New York, there's always something to do.

I've never considered myself to be beautiful, and I still don't.

Imperial Teen is more like four people who like each other playing music.

God plays pranks and directs.

Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.