The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.― Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

There's no fuzzy middle ground. You either believe that women are people or you don't. It's that simple.

Children always forgive their mothers. That's the way God's designed them. He gives them two arms, two legs, and a heart that will cry 'mother' until the day it stops beating.

It is rather exciting to write by moonlight.

Your Spirit Guides and Angels will never let you down as you build a rapport with them. In the end, they may be the only ones who don't let you down.

It's not just enough to swing at the ball. You've got to loosen your girdle and really let the ball have it.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

The Goddess does not rule the world; She is the world.

All I can say is hold on, and prepare.

I've also never had favorite pictures. Or subjects. I have this discipline of treating everything equally-I used to say "democratically."

Shakespeare and Rembrandt have in common the faculty of quickening speculation and compelling the minds of men to combat and discussion.