The church is God's vineyard.

This depravation of our nature is nothing else but the blotting of God's image in us.

For the Lord hath in no place forbidden mirth.

I never lose in any argument, because I always make sure that my opponent wins.

Why did I do such-and-such a thing?' is all very well. But what about 'How otherwise could I have done it?

Oh, Wax has always been solemn, but when he's at his best, there's a smirk underneath.

The great enemy of any attempt to change men's habits is inertia. Civilization is limited by intertia.

Men play at tragedy because they do not believe in the reality of the tragedy which is actually being staged in the civilised world

I am not your justification for existence.

I’d rather have my eyes gouged out. (Urian) If I do that, can the Simi eat them? (Simi) You have to share if you do! (Xirena)

Pete Rose is baseball.

All variables are independent.

It doesn't really matter if you lead or follow; everybody's laughing like there's no tomorrow and even if there was, would you still go following your friends?