The best thing you can give children, next to good habits, are good memories.

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

Happiness is a direction, not a place.

History repeats itself, but in such cunning disguise that we never detect the resemblance until the damage is done.

The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say, 'I was wrong'.

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site.

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

The two words 'information' and 'communication' are often used interchangeably, but they signify quite different things. Information is giving out; communication is getting through.

Christ! What are patterns for?

You don't necessarily need atomic bombs to destroy a nation. Politicians who value their pockets than the life of citizens always do that every day.

That little girl was dead and in her place stood a cold-blooded killer.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

Neither the Army nor the Navy is of any protection, or very little protection, against aerial raids.

Bully for you, chilly for me, got to get a raincheck on pain.

Well-meant ignorance is a grievous calamity in high places.

Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?

Its when the sun shines the brightest that our shadows appear the biggest

My mom does all the grocery shopping.