The Supreme Court has never ruled that the children of illegal aliens are American citizens.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The BEACH Success System is a process to be used over and over again. It’s not a one-time exercise.

Be educated. Only true education and wisdom can lighten the burdens of your life and fill it with joy and happiness.

When you're in hell, only a devil can point the way out.

The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.

I can be stupid sometimes.

Blessed are the dead that the rain falls on.

If only people were trees… I might like them better.

The secret to concentration is elimination.

Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid