The Republican Party has steadfastly sided with its donors and its lobbyists, and this is why we're where we are.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Fill me in on the details of your life.”“I thought you didn’t give a shit.”“It’ll give me something to do while I wait for you to stab me to death.

Change is the most beneficial power available to you, simply change the things you don't like, replacing them with your true desires.

The less routine the more life.

My favorite thing [about surfing] is being creative on waves; it's like an art form. You can do whatever you want on that wave if you work hard at it and just have fun out there.

What's interesting about the Trump administration is how bitterly divided they are in their attitudes towards Putin.

Even the contemplative life is only an effort, Nora my dear, to hide the body so the feet won’t stick out.

Everything is a process... some of our eating habits consist of things we can't change, but if we modify it a little and put some exercise in there, we can really make a difference.

This is a very difficult thing to remain independent and persistent.

Chaos and Order are not enemies, only opposites. Chaos and Order combined equal balance.

What else is nature but God?