The McGovern/McCarthy type candidacies have disappointed too many people, because of a disillusionment with the candidates themselves.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.

Billy Graham is for the hereafter. I'm for the here and now.

I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies.

Borders are semiporous. Capital flows more freely than people across them. on C Span.

For years governments have been promising more than they can deliver, and delivering more than they can afford.

In the face of life’s difficulties, let us ask the Lord for the strength to remain joyful witnesses to our faith.

Holy scripture does not hold women back. It's the people that decide to interpret it in such a way for their own, sometimes political, agendas.

The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability.

I can't crawl any further. You never crawled for me.