The Jewish women like Bethany Mandel fare the worst, because they are getting both antisemitic stuff and anti-woman stuff.

I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

Is this an ego high or a peaceful high?

What was the point in crying when there was no one to comfort you? And what was worse, when you couldn't even comfort yourself?

Oh, never and forever aren't for mortals, love. But we won't be parted till I know it's right that we part.

I only eat healthy food, and I only want healthy love!

My dad was an editor and a writer, and that's actually what I aspired to be.

People most strenuously seek to evaluate performance by comparing themselves to others, not by using absolute standards.

In violence, we forget who we are

Education must provide the opportunities for self-fulfillment; it can at best provide a rich and challenging environment for the individual to explore, in his own way.

I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn't have to end. I hate endings!

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.