The Girl does not dream. The Girl has never dreamed.

When I was seven I believed in God so I told Him I was sorry about kicking my sister and to “please not condemn me to eternal suffering in the interminable fires of Perdition for my transgressions.

I once heard that contractions are like this: a belt around your middle that is tightened agonizingly in ever elongating instances that arrange themselves in a pattern of pain.

Nothing is inanimate

If you don't mind a word of advice, one never asks a lady to set her own price. If you have to ask, the answer will always be more than you can afford.

Who would I be without God's daily guidance and protection? Absolutely a lost soul. That being said, in God I will forever trust.

If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always a dozen good reasons for doing nothing.

In Russia there is no philosophy, but philosophize everything, even the small fry.

I keep telling people I'll make movies until I'm fifty and then I'll go and do something else. I'm going to be a professional gentleman of leisure.

I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait. I don't know what those films were about. The women I played in them were not very empowered.

It's fun making new skills for new characters.

Sell the public flowers... things that they can hang on their walls without being uptight.

None know how often the hand of God is seen in a wilderness but them that rove it for a man's life.