The Giants were supposed to have a new motto, 'Shut up and deal.'

A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.

Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living.

Slow thinkers are part of the game too. Some of these slow thinkers can hit a ball a long way.

Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a Communist.

Friendships are forgotten when the game begins.

The writers want to know were you made your mistake, no how well your curve is breaking.

A manager doesn't hear the cheers.

There'll be a man on the moon before Gaylord Perry hits a home run.

The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

If two people are so unalike, as you and I, they are pleased when they discover points of agreement. But if they are as alike as Nietzsche and I, they suffer from their differences.

A woman who is found without her veil in some regions of Islam will it is reported raise her skirt to cover her face.

As long as I am still interested and curious, I enjoy getting up in the morning, but I can't say I have a happy smile on my face 24/7.

Can you imagine how it is, to want to be neither inside nor outside, to want to be nowhere and disappear?

I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?

Superior people take both the credit and the blame for everything that happens to them.

FX does a great thing with its comedies where they give them a slow push out there.

Mystery lies over the sea. Every ship is bound for Thule.

When you're a beautiful person on the inside, there is nothing in the world that can change that about you.

Take a person’s memories, and you change who they are.