The Democrats are having all kinds of problems uniting people here, and Barack Obama is the lead unifier, and it ain't going to happen.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The practice mirror is to be used for the correction of faults, not for a love affair, and the figure you watch should not become your dearest friend.

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

Progress, this great heresy of decay.

A true initiate will never force anyone who has not reached a certain level of maturity to accept his truth.

Friendship is an Algebra test that nobody passes.

Moreover, nature's blocks had to be eternal-because nothing can come from nothing.

Above all, you must remain open and fresh and alive to any new idea.

Governments and nations should sit together and resolve issues. Reforms must be reached through understanding. But others should not interfere.

Some of the greatest directors never got an Oscar, like Kubrick, or Hitchcock. For me, personally, I think the body of work is more important than winning an Oscar.

Before the storm comes the calm. Hope you can take the heat like LeBron