The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Civil War-when I really think about them they all seem about as likely as the parting of the Red Sea.

Like Lincoln, I would like to believe the ballot is stronger than the bullet. Then again, he said that before he got shot.

Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject, is the best way to make friends I know.

The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top

My lips are chapped from the winds of change.

While I gave up God a long time ago, I never shook the habit of wanting to believe in something. So I replaced my creed of everlasting life with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

The whole point of Louis Armstrong is that no one can really figure him out. There was a while where I thought you could try.

History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters in between.

What are you hiding? No one ever asks that.

I no longer drink nearly as much as I used to but, still, my motto is Sine coffea nihil sum. Without coffee, I'm nothing.

You know, it's always good to have a synonym just for variety.

"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry."?

keep in mind what choices you make because one day your going to have to face you loved ones and hear what they have to say.

You've got to lie to stay halfway interested in yourself.

Are we as willing to go into debt for the work of God as we are for a vacation to Hawaii?

Every great man is always being helped by everybody, for his gift is to get good out of all things and all persons.

The Son of God had missionary supporters

We must prepare ourselves to assist the missionaries in finding those of our Heavenly Father's children who will embrace the message of the Restoration.

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that.

Life is full of confusion. Confusion of love, passion, and romance. Confusion of family and friends. Confusion with life itself. What path we take, what turns we make. How we roll our dice.

God, through Jesus Christ, is the victory, and the renewed earth will reflect that glory.