The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Age is glory.

She fully expected to see a maniacal killer raising his arms with a plastic bag in his hands to suffocate her

Poorer students take out larger loans and will have to contribute more to the cost of higher education.

I didn't grow up in the typical happy American home, but music was always a safe and wonderful place for me to go.

People have been unhappy for a long time about the two-party system.

Obviously, I dont live and die by it, everything my horoscope says. But I feel like theres definitely something to it.

I think even the poorest people in the great country that is the United States should be entitled to basic health care.

Use fear as an engine, not as a brake.

Magic is older than writing. So nobody knows how it started.