The Clintons believe they're under more scrutiny than anybody's ever been, but because of the way they do things they invite that scrutiny.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You’re actually fulfilling your calling by going to work and giving your best.

There's no such thing as an ex-marine.

We say that someone occupies an official position, whereas it is the official position that occupies him.

We can't control everything in life, that's for sure, but we can reach out to the people we love to tell them we love and care about them.

Whenever you note the time on the clock, realize that it is now—right now—later than it has ever been.

The final conquest of poverty is within our grasp.

No wise man ever thought that a traitor should be trusted.

There is something wrong with our world, something fundamentally and basically wrong.

It's rewarding to know that a song is doing more than just helping someone to have a nice day: it's actually leaving a deposit in their lives.

Money can't buy off the lightning.