[The American people] would rather invest in themselves than listen to a bunch of people in Washington who do not have a record of fixing anything.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You know what they say about hope, it breeds eternal misery

Angel was someone he'd never imagined having in his life, but always hoped for. She was more than worth the wait, and he was never letting her go.

Your ordinary acts of love and hope point to the extraordinary promise that every human life is of inestimable value.

Africans didn't want saving, thank you very much, least of all not by me.

Looking back on myself as a little kid, I see seeds of entrepreneurship.

The outcome of your life will be determined by your outlook on life.

Bluebell, you couldn’t take me if I was blindfolded and had both hands tied behind my back.” “Bluebell?” Illium narrowed his eyes. “That’s it, Barbarian.

I'm just upset that we've been distracted by so much noise and vulgarity when we could be trying to talk about how our country can get stronger.

sorrow...is a wound that bleeds when any hand but that of love touches it

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce.