Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.

I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.

I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

15 concubines ain't nothin' to sneeze at.

You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.

Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person.

I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.

I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

I am the soul in limbo.

You (Millennials) are the generation most afraid of real community because it inevitably limits freedom and choice. Get over your fear.

What we want for others doesn't work unless they want it for themselves.

It’s the sensation that gives rise to ego or personal identity. All the external and internal experiences of life are experienced only with the sensation.

Photography is a way of feeling, of touching, of loving. What you have caught on film is captured forever... it remembers little things, long after you have forgotten everything.

We remember, we rebuild, we come back stronger.

The problem with prostitution in my experience is that it's often unsatisfying.

I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good at is that nice Jimmy Stewart stuff.' Thank God he never listened.

Sport can create hope, where once there was only despair

Gaining people's trust might be harder than gaining all creation. But, what is harder than gaining people's trust is having to abandon them.