Teddy has lost that yard of pace he never had.

If Wenger had strengthened in the window, Arsenal could have been stronger

Sir Alex Ferguson ceases to amaze me as a manager

Professionally, it would be a logical choice, but my personal view is that he is the most insincere man I know in football

Glenn Hoddle was probably the unfunniest man I have ever known

With no one collecting his knockdowns, what was Crouch supposed to do, juggle the ball with his head until the midfield support arrived?

Stop telling such outlandish tales. Stop turning minnows into whales.

England is a nation of voyeurs.

I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.

The surrealism of my pictures was nothing but the real made eerie by vision. I was trying to express reality, for there is nothing more surrealist.

Awe is the best drug in the world

Keeping people on side is a precondition of making any progress on sustainability issues

There's no question that the number one contributor to climate change is livestock production. The quickest way to make an effect is to immediately start on a vegan diet.

In some Arab art exhibitions that have happened, there's always this idea that the East is more traditional; they show a lot of works on calligraphy and religion.

There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there are few worse sights than a hole where a book ought to be.

The most divine light only shineth on those minds which are purged from all worldly dross and human uncleanliness.