Taste in comedy, like fashion, changes all the time.

When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any of the other actors. It's all done separately with headphones in a voice booth.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

Love is about dreams, don't go to sleep expecting them, make them a reality.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

As citizens, we understand that it is not about what America may do for us. It's about what can be done by us, together.

You're walking by the tomb of Battiades, Who knew well how to write poetry, and enjoy Laughter at the right moment, over the wine.

Civic education and civic responsibility should be taught in elementary school.

In the ardor of pursuit men soon forget the goal from which they start.

So ahead of my time even when i rhyme about the future I be reminiscing

I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.

Live thy life as it were spoil and pluck the joys that fly.

Desire, ignorance, and inequality—this is the trinity of bondage.