Success and happiness spring from facing failure after failure with enthusiasm.

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.

A nation that forgets its past has no future.

I finally understood that what we put into the world, into the universe, often has a way of coming right back to us.

We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are safely out of here, I'm calling in an air strike to napalm this whole forest.

There is no death! the stars go down To rise upon some other shore And bright in Heaven's jeweled crown They shine for ever more.

To acquire money requires valor, to keep money requires prudence, and to spend money well is an art.

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.

Pursue excellence and ignore success. If you are excellent you will be successful

I met someone from the German side and we both shared the same opinion: we fought, we finished and we were friends... It wasn't worth it.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

If you are not feeling good about yourself, then you work out. But you do it for you.

I'm coming up on 30. There are other things that I want to pursue outside of just performing.