Success and failure are greatly overrated. But failure gives you a whole lot more to talk about.

If you have to make mistakes, make them good and big, don't be middling if you can help it.

... lapses of memory are only attractive when you've encouraged them, not when they take you unawares.

Try not to have idols: they are interchangeable and lead to a wantonness that is easily mistaken for love.

Am I incapable of living with the one sole guarantee, that I'm still here? Am I afraid of living because I fear death?

Prosperity's disciples build careful bastions against age and change.

My stage fright gets worse at every performance. During the overture I hope for a theater fire, typhoon, revolution in the Pentagon.

If one sits down and concentrates on imagining the worst possible surroundings for rehearsing a musical show, it's never as bad as the rehearsal rooms one actually lands in.

The so-called film star's lot is an infantile and precarious one.

Feminism was good for me, as were any number of causes, but as I developed as a thinking person, the truisms and dogmas of every ideology became as worn as that book's cover.

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

Because of my job, my hair gets played with a lot on set, so I try to give it little bit of breathing space when Im not working.

Fun doesn't have anything to do with pleasure, necessarily. I think this will be terrifically unintuitive for people.

The Charkha supplemented the agriculture of the villagers and gave it dignity.

I'm such a maniac. Where wayne at, I'm tryna get sum brainiac.

I want to know one thing, what is color?

As the master so the valet.

Robert Morley is a legend in his own lunchtime.

I realized that I have very long arms so I can take the perfect arm-length picture with fans