Sookie: Is Eric around?" Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin.

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

I want the white one

His interest, after all, was not in the origin of species but in their demise.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

My life is a blank check before God... No strings attached.

Delay is the enemy of progress.

Since 1955 the oceans have absorbed roughly twenty times more heat than the atmosphere.

All women's dresses, in every age and country, are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the unadmitted desire to undress.

The rewards for those who persevere far exceed the pain that must precede the victory.”

I don't crave fame. I mean, it's nice to be recognized. It is useful.