Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

For when he was poor, he had an unpretentious heart, but when he became rich, he became filled with arrogance.

Failure leads to a decrease in motivation only when it is accepted as failure. Failure leads students to improve when they see it is a stepping stone on the road to success.

People are perfectly capable of ruining their own lives by very themselves without taking any wrong guidance from outside!

I'm not a strikingly handsome guy, but I'm in movies.

I love DJing, I do. I love everything that comes with it; it's fun and it's kind of glamorous.

What we do on some great occasion will probably depend on what we already are; and what we are will be the result of previous years of self-discipline.

From the five years, 1968-73, if you were an F1 driver at that time, there was a very likely chance that you would have died.

There is no adequate defense, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea.

People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do

We need a president that shows the courage that Egypt's President al-Sisi, a Muslim, when he called out the radical Islamic terrorists who are threatening the world.