Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.

The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? [A Herring]

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.

The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.

I sometimes think there is a dimension beyond the four of experience and Einstein: insight, that fifth dimension which promises to liberate us from bondage to the long, imperfect past

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.

The moment you stop to think about whether you love someone, you've already stopped loving that person forever.

Mychael Eiliesor. Guardian paladin, sacred protector, master spellsinger, fashion consultant.

Ignorance leads to destruction.

God save me from my friends - I can protect myself from my enemies.

June Cleaver didn't keep her house in perfect order, the prop man did it.

To know and not to use is not yet to know!

I used to get on a stove wood pile at 5-6 years old and I would have a piece of stove wood and kindling bark as a pick, and I was a star.

The votary of ahimsa has only one fear, that is, of God.

Retirement is just not in my DNA.

I found that life has to be edited to continue.