Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began?Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created?

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

If you seek happiness, look in the mirror. If you seek love, look elsewhere.

Be like the moon, give everyone your love and smiles.

Love and hatred only deal with feelings

Help them to show the world that our greatness is not in things we do for ourselves, but in things we do for others.

The greatest guitar player in the world today for me is Paco de Lucia, who is actually Spanish.

Justice Stevens is one of those who are most sensitive to the least powerful in our society.

People have been oversold, over-branded, overhyped, over-promised. And they basically trust a small local operator more than they trust the big corporate entity.

I think music should be judged on what it is. It should be very high and above everything else. It is a beautiful way of bringing people together, a little bit of an oasis in this messed-up world.

The mind is like an umbrella. Its most useful when open.

None of us can buy goodwill; we must earn it.