Small, short-sighted, blonde, barbed - she reminds me of a bright little hedgehog.

Good Christian people who wouldn't dream of misbehaving will not catch AIDS.

I won't claim the workhouses didn't have their problems, but they were set up by people who cared.

If someone asks for a soft drink at a party, we no longer think he is a wimp.

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.

Back to Basics was absolute humbug, wasn't it?

There's no smoke without mud being flung around.

One man's priority is another man's extravagence.

The Labour Party is being led by a woman but she has not been elected to anything. She is the lady who makes the breakfast in the Kinnock household.

Businessmen should stand or fall on their own two feet.

All my past heartache and pain suddenly made sense. That was who I would not be to the person who deserves the best of me.

Under the thinning fog the surf curled and creamed, almost without sound, like a thought trying to form inself on the edge of consciousness.

Life isn't about the brand of clothes you wear, or about who looks the best. It's about the number of faces which smile when they hear your name

Earth ... God's golf ball.

Now the ears of my ears awake and now the eyes of my eyes are opened.

A customer is the most important visitor on our premises, he is not dependent on us. We are dependent on him.

There was a time I thought about being a professional guide. I'm a big outdoorsman, but the acting thing has always been there - always something I wanted to do.

When the silence bores you, let the music play; when the music bores you, let the silence play!

There is nothing ugly about death; but man, out of his fear, has made even the word, death ugly and unutterable. People don't like to talk about it. They won't even listen to the word death.

Tempt not a desperate man