Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I will say that the environment I grew up in was not the most progressive.

The average American is for the underdog, but only on the condition that he has a chance to win.

The imposing edifice of science provides a challenging view of what can be achieved by the accumulation of many small efforts in a steady objective and dedicated search for truth.

I don't tell anybody else what to wear. I would never dream of it.

Someone once told me that the most dynamic actors are people who have stories. People who have lived life. People with experiences.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

One principle must make the universe a single complex living creature, one from all.

To be honest, I don't think of any of my characters as minor characters - they're all the main characters in a story that I don't necessarily get to tell.

I have never been a shooter.

Be of good cheer. The future is as bright as your faith.