She was a beautiful woman, fresh-scrubbed and wholesome. Just like his ex-fiancee. A heartless floozy in disguise.

You're wearing a lace thong?" Dolly clapped her hands. "That's absolutely perfect for romance.

The jangle of the telephone rousted Matt out of a deep sleep. He never dreamed. Dreams were too messy.

He doesn't jingle my chimes.

Careful, Sandi. You're about to let your bulldog mouth overload your bird-dog bite.

How could he try to get Sandi to reveal her true colors when she was a rainbow?

Preach in hatred and you will only find love.

An Enforcer’s style is to destroy all magicians in sight and lap up their essence like a starved cur.

Every way he turned, his past was detonated, revealing tunnels and alternative routes under the packed, settled earth of the present.

If you choose to walk through the fire, why do you complain it's hot?

We like to see death as an unfair conspiracy, and what we want is a magic practitioner, a combination of Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes.

If I get an idea for a song, I have a melody for it. I'm a musician first. I'm not limited by the fretboard.

It's interesting, in the U.K., I'm known for doing comedy things, which often doesn't translate to the U.S.

It is frustrating, because who wants to grow up and follow their parents?

I especially denounce the terrible mass murders, which I cannot understand. I never ordered any killing or tortures where I had the power to prevent such actions!

You know, I always think of myself as sort of ready for every criticism.