See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

He feared no challenger face-to-face, but war was deception, as Khevat had taught him, and not all men fought their enemies with spear and fist.

I wondered if I could just drop the role I carried like a mantle of a dethroned prince.

may my faith always beat the end of the daylike a hummingbird...returningto its favorite flower.

There is more than one way to be Kluxed, and we need to think about ourselves and the kind of people we elect into public office.

He is happy whose circumstances suit his temper but he is more excellent who can suit his temper to any circumstances.

Whatever was written in the media was beyond me. The only thing I could control was getting fit.

It was said of him that he did not say much, but that when he did everyone stopped to listen.

Biology can be said to define possibilities but not determine them; it is never irrelevant but it is also not determinant.

What do I bring to the Democratic National Convention that other reporters don't? Hair.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon.