Scientology is used to increase spiritual freedom, intelligence, ability and to produce immortality.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.

What is true for you is what you have observed yourself. And when you lose that, you have lost everything.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today and you make your tomorrow.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe.

The test of true competence is the end result.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

Revenge itself may indeed be the best revenge, but slaying one's enemy does not give back what they stole.

If you find that you “disagree” with something I’ve written, then you missed the point!!

I was just ice skating. I had no concept of that. In those days you couldn't see the judges. I was this little person on the ice and they were just people that would stand around the boards.

Sometimes I feel like a vampire

You can't become a leader in one conference.

Was it that you wanted to pull my leg by transporting me to the frozen Himalayan heights of 'mahatmaship' and claiming for yourself absolution from having to follow my precepts?

Anger is like fire. It burns all clean.

Conservatives and liberals alike have been waiting for this moment for a third of a century.

Poetry can only be made out of other poems; novels out of other novels.

You're like the lyrics to my favorite song. You stick with me all day long. And when I reach the end I wanna hear it again.