Science gives man what he needs.But magic gives him what he wants.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

If Stalin gives you a love advice, it has to succeed.

David Levi is a teacher as well as a chef, and, like most teachers, he loves to talk.

The fate of all explanation is to close one door only to have another fly wide open.

Being a child star is great. It's being a former child star that sucks.

Mike Patton is a genius... It is definitely the hardest music I've ever played.

I'm the messenger. I'm just really the messenger. Although I've been a very good messenger, let's face it, right? I've been a pretty good messenger.

I would write about issues and people I met along the way, but not about the process and the life of being on the road.

If Tiger Woods had played football, he would have been a quarterback.

The plague of man is the opinion of knowledge. That is why ignorance is so recommended by our religion as a quality suitable to belief and obedience.

What I'm saying is that I'm trying to find rational reasons to explain irrational feelings, and that's neveer a good sign.