Sammy Lee is another inbred player

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some - or occasionally lose.

Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn't always get picked.

I'm not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion's League, but it's definitely 10 million euros.

There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.

There's always been a fierce rivalry between Spurs and Tottenham.

You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

I've seen some players with very big feet ... and some with very small feet.

The zip on the pitch is very zippy

A game is not won until it is lost.

What if someone picks on me?" I askedThen I'll pick on them".What if someone picks my nose?" I asked.The I'll pick your nose, too" Rowdy said.

Don't let the winds blow your dreams away... or steal your faith in God.

I could spend my life arriving each evening in a new city.

I don't know what's waiting for us when we die--something better, something worse. I only know I'm not ready to find out yet.

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

We all survive more than we think we can.

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews.

As one by one I mowed them down, my superiority soon became apparent

I found it really disturbing to see a novelist writing a diatribe about Islam and Muslim radical extremists, blurring the distinction between the two.

The books we read should be chosen with great care, that they may be, as an Egyptian king wrote over his library,'The medicines of the soul.