Salvador Dali and fifty cents will get you a cup of clock melt.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

There is no greater service than that rendered to one’s nation, no greater glory one can seek than that in the name of one’s people.

It is true that novelists are shameless and obey no decent law, and they are not to be trusted on any account, but some Mysteries even they must honor.

You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!

Decoration is really about creating a quality of life, and a beauty in that life that nourishes the soul, that makes life beautiful.

People love stories and the more you can give information and knowledge and even wisdom through a story, the more likely you are to be heard.

I don't think I really understand girls now.

... appeals to memory were never perfectly answered.

If you want to be a leader, the first person you have to lead is yourself.

It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.

You can't go wrong with some nuts. The key word is 'some.' Eat them one at a time, not by the handful.