Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

You should have seen the look on your skull.

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me.

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

I think I just had an evilgasm.

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks.

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world t

Spirituality is not creating boundaries but creating space for others to come into your life.

To, nothing is more frightful than laughter.

May you fear no evil. ...And may evil fear you.

I'm fulfilling my dreams that I had as a kid every single day. That's why I'm trying to enjoy it so much.

The work which is manipulated looks a little boring to me. I think life is pretty strange anyway. It is wooo, wooo, wooo!

Man's greatest happiness comes from losing himself for the good of others.

The hunter for aphorisms on human nature has to fish in muddy water, and he is even condemned to find much of his own mind.

I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.

Some people can't see the color red. That doesn't mean it isn't there.

Here's the deal with Matty Morrison: He is the most unassuming, nicest, most humble guy, who also happens to be extremely talented.