I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

England produces the best fat actors.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

After death, I will lose my opportunity to complain so I will accept everything with love.

Surely you can see the failings of the system. Inequality, injustice, unfairness, and exploitation--

Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.

Life is a gift from God, an unlimited series of opportunities to find the good in ourselves and others. There is good in everything, if we are willing to see it.

All men are warriors. And life for everything in our universe is nothing but war.

A Guru is not someone who holds a torch for you. He is the torch.

Affection, like melancholy, magnifies trifles; but the magnifying of the one is like looking through a telescope at heavenly objects; that of the other, like enlarging monsters with a microscope.

It's no good being exclusive if nobody wants in.

What I want you to know is that 'Zero Dark Thirty' is a dramatization, not a realistic portrayal of the facts.

I want to be in shape.