River Song: Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

There's something really cool about scaring children. Traumatize a generation, that's what it's all about.

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool.

There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.

I'll be a story in your head. But that's OK. We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know; it was the best.

I can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that.

You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away.

An awful lot of storytelling isn't really about making people understand - it's about making people care.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

To literary critics a book is assumed to be guilty until it proves itself innocent.

Be enthusiastic about your life.

Almost everyone admits to hunger during the Opera.... Hunger is so exalting that during a last act you practically levitate.

The pursuit of perfection prevents achievement of the satisfactory.

Tis the voice of the sluggard I heard him complain,You have wak'd me too soon, I must slumber again.

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

I'm a goofball and a comedian.

If you told me I could only do one thing, I would choose live concerts.

The public is a bad guesser.