Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

Sachin has infinite capacity for taking pains and still making runs.

...his vacant eyes took on a more sinister look, taking notice of us for the first time, a stranger in our midst, a monster.

The proudest thing I can claim is that I am from Abilene.

Just a small-scale cult of personality, maybe raise a geodetic dome out in western Massachusetts and make people wear jumpsuits and give all their possessions to me.

I have a problem with procrastination. I have a great deal of difficulty deciding what to wear. It's a woman thing.

I think that's the most important thing you can do to be a real person - is to be honest with yourself.

To me, Twitter seems like a way for people to just let the world know about the most mundane bullshit that crosses their mind.

I've been around tennis, and I have a feeling for the sport. I still play tennis, and I can still do a lot of harm to a lot of people.

I read because one of these days I'm going to get out of this town, and I'm going to go everywhere and meet everybody, and I want to be ready

I feel like I have an inner drag queen. Or rather, I feel like I was a drag queen in a past life.