Republicans don't want anyone having more fun than they do, and the Democrats don't want anyone making more money than they do. Libertarians want you to make money and have fun.

Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult.

Bloodlust – the disease that makes us the monsters we are known to be

Accept changes, with love, to fill life with happiness.

The real kiss of death - particularly with my father - is the extraordinary popularity of his work.

A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.

I am, as ever, a poor sinner, a captive of eternal love, running by the side of His triumphal chariot, and I have no desire to be anything else as long as I live.

I don’t go where people are. I go where the people aren’t.

In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Homestead Act, a bill opening one half million square miles of territory in the western United States for settlement.

Get Health. No labor, effort nor exercise that can gain it must be grudged.

[The currency of being celebrity] used to be only the elect had any manna in the information society and everyone else was a consumer.

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we begin it so late.