Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.

Did you know you can't steer a boat that isn't moving? Just like a life.

When you read the history of the human family, it slowly comes to you that all the world's oceans once fell as tears.

Windows isn't supposed to make sense, it's supposed to make money.

With each passing year, because of advances in computer technology, there are more things, each more sophisticated, that we aren't allowed to do any more.

In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for.

Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?

She launched the airplane and it caught a current and circled down toward the town, like a promise of something good.

He said it twice because he had never said it before, and it sounded funny.

Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - only instead of cool water, you immerse yourself in art.

If Nature put not forth her power About the opening of the flower, Who is it that could live an hour?

Sure, finishing last has negative connotations. But finishing second-to-last or last is still losing.

I'm happy to work in the States because there are so many different and interesting projects. I'll go wherever people want me to work.

Wealth is not determined by investment performance, but by investor behavior.

The dunes are changed by the wind, but the desert never changes. That's the way it will be with our love for each other

The perfume of natures does not usually come forth without bruising.