Performance's being...becomes itself through disappearance.

I have faced many moments of despair, thank God who relieved me from distress.

First rate magician perform first rate magic effects, second rate magician performs third rate magic effects.

I'm not a parent myself, but I think the best solution at this point is to slap that child across the face. It won't stop crying, but at least now it'll be doing it for a good reason.

They may call me a sinner, but I am at peace with myself.

One thing I love is to do childrens hospital visits.

We’re on a mission from God.

I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.

I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down.

The Business story is designed to trigger the listener to take an effective action. If it doesn't, the story fails.