People who actually have good advice seldom give it voluntarily, instead others seek them out for it. They do not shove it down people's throats just to boost their exaggerated sense of importance.

Be kind to all living things. Nature notices everything.

I’m sure I’d remember if we’d met. It doesn’t happen every day to witness perfection on Earth.

if anyone comes into my domain without explicit permission, I’m going to impale you in a way that will give you the very best idea of what it feels like to be a corn dog.

One can succeed at almost anything for which he has enthusiasm.

In my mind, the men and women of NASA are history's modern pioneers. They attempt the impossible, accept failure, and then back to the drawing board while the rest of us stand back and criticize.

Some people think I'm mean, until they get to know me.

Wars don't bring lasting peace, only lasting death.

I will bring you flowers from the mountains, bluebells, dark hazels, and rustic baskets of kisses. I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

We were all influenced by Lester [Young]. Listen to the records that he made with [Count] Basie. Nobody's got what he's got. He's still the daddy.