People see what they want to see.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.

It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

Action is king, but wisdom is queen.

...youth looks good in anything

I may not have the standard physical beauty of a human being, but I am more human than any other human could be, I have a human heart that's why I understand human need.

We live in a society bloated with data yet starved for wisdom. We're connected 24/7, yet anxiety, fear, depression and loneliness is at an all-time high. We must course-correct.

Life is weird. And guess what makes it weird? People.

It’s just that I feel so sad these wonderful nights. I sort of feel they’re never coming again, and I’m not really getting all I could out of them.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.

This is what we’ve been waiting for, this is the cyberchryst moment. This is when the activists that have been pushing against the FED are going to win.

I think there's a God and I know it's not me. I don't have a set of tenets, but I live an ethical life.